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yodge
I'm a light sleeper. No, I'm a programmed sleeper. Before I close my eyes to sleep, I look at the clock and tell myself what time I need to be up by, and usually I'll wake up 2 minutes before that time. If there's no reason to wake up, I can easily sleep 12 hours straight. Everyone knows I like sleep. So why do Grandmother and Brother think that I'm perpetually awake?! They'll open my bedroom door in the morning and say stuff to me, without so much as a "good morning" or even "wake up!", giving me unimportant phone messages and stuff like that, and then waiting for a response... and then I'll have to go "Mmmm" so that they'll go away. Maybe it's the feeling of being taken for granted that bugs me. I'm not awake, and I'm not always listening to you! Stop waking me up for no reason! I used to wear earplugs to bed and actually that provided me with very peaceful sleep (although the intense silence can be unnerving) but then I got too afraid that the house would burn down around me or that we'd get burgled while I was sleeping, so I've stopped wearing them. Maybe I'll post a note on my door next time I want to sleep in. "If It Can Wait, Leave Me A Note."


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I tend to wake up at about the same time every morning, largely regardless of anything else. Unless I stayed up reeeaaaally late, in which case I might wake up an hour or two later.

I'm a programmed, light sleeper

I used to be able to make myself wake up after exactly 3 90-minute REM cycles (4.5 hours), but now I sometimes miss and go for 2 (3 hours) or, on rare occasion, 4 (6 hours). It's vert anozzling. Not only to oversleep, but to undersleep.

Oh, well.

Yew mean yer knot perpetually awake?
I don't think I have any more success in getting you to go to bed than you do with moi!

Sleepless on Shardakour,
Banazir

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Re: I'm a programmed, light sleeper

"I don't think I have any more success in getting you to go to bed with me than you do with moi"?

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Re: I'm a programmed, light sleeper

ROFL!!!!

*washes brain with soap*

-yoj

Re: I'm a programmed, light sleeper

Lemme have some of that soap!

*scrub scrub*

And scrub their bwains too while yer at it.
Get yer impure minds oat of the gutter!

--
Banazir

Re: I'm a programmed, light sleeper

Now they're giving each other BATHS!

Re: I'm a programmed, light sleeper

No no no! We noly cut each other's heads oopen once in a whale!!

sheeeesh!

-yoj

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