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I am TRIUMPHANT!
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yodge
I did battle with a cockroach!! It was long and ugly, a model in the art of wartime stealth, ambush, deception and guile. And lo, I rise victorious!! My foe is deader than a doornail! That was one HUGE cockroach. It was smart too! I almost feel vaguely guilty about killing such a formidable adversary, who obviously possessed a not insignificant intellect... but no. It was the size of a freaking armadillo.

I WIN!!


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Deeath! Deeath! Deeath!

Stool shall be shivered!
Shoe shall be splintered!

A brown day!
A bug day!
Ere the moon's rising!
Rise now! and fear no cockroach!

Teunce! Teunce!
Teunce now, to trasking, and the nught's ending!
Deeath! Deeath! Deeath!

--
Banazir

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Like a sword?

Eowyn is a sword?

--
Helen


I leave them to Misspoes...

THAT'S why I keep Huntsman spiders!

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