I did battle with a cockroach!! It was long and ugly, a model in the art of wartime stealth, ambush, deception and guile. And lo, I rise victorious!! My foe is deader than a doornail! That was one HUGE cockroach. It was smart too! I almost feel vaguely guilty about killing such a formidable adversary, who obviously possessed a not insignificant intellect... but no. It was the size of a freaking armadillo.