So anyway, I've spent the last 4 hours (maybe 5, but who's counting) sitting in the living room polishing my silver jewelry. It's amazing how much effort it takes to rub the yellow and black off earrings. FOUR HOURS!!! I was watching TV and reading the newspaper at the same time, yes, but still... FOUR HOURS!!! This either means that I have too much silver jewelry (jewelry? jewellery? jewelery?) or that I am absolutely useless when it comes to cleaning stuff... My fingers are black. But yay! Now I have a bunch of lovely shiny sparkly silver!! It's SILVER!
I once read a novel about a woman named Silver. It was really dumb and predictable, as most novels with heroines named Silver are wont to be. Oh well.