yodge (yodge) wrote,
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Name-calling

If you call me my real name, then you could be anyone.
If you call me Yoj, you're a Broilerette or a TEUNC.
If you call me Yojie, you're Amy. Or Cathryn.
If you call me Jway, you're my maternal grandparents.
If you call me Cuz, you're CousinH.
If you call me Daughter Of My Mother's Husband's Brother-in-Law's Wife, you're CousinJ.
If you call me JoyNieceNiece, you're my paternal aunt.
If you call me Boss, you're Drummer or GuitaristG
If you call me HappyHappyJoyJoy, you're someone from Patana. Possibly Naoko.
If you call me Joy the Boy, you're Pooj trying to be cute.
If you call me Miss Chile, you're an old church member from Yishun.
If you call me Joy Is The Flag, you're Ramon.
If you call me Misery, you're Mr Foley.
If you call me Yowie, you're banazir.
If you call me JòyJóy, you've known me since I was born but don't see me very often.
If you call me Joy of the Jungle, you're one of the stupid boys who used to tease me and hang out with Brother.
If you call me Pakistan, you're part of the Indian-homeboy troupe of Patana.
If you call me Princess, you're Simin or Mich.
If you call me in the middle of the night, I'll hang up on you.

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