I'm getting deported.
No, I'm kidding.
I got my visa!!! I am now an official Spouse Visa holder, and an official resident of Australia, and can stay and work and do as I please. (Good timing too, since I didn't want to go to a job interview and say that my permission to work was still pending. That would've been silly.)
Anyway, I'm now celebrating my newfound demi-Australianness by eating leftover rice and bak kut teh... mmmm peppery, garlicky, soupy South East Asianness.....